status 1: Let your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile
status 2: By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
status 3: Dear Facebook, I can`t believe you still haven`t gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, You-tube.
status 4: Dear google, please let me finish my sentence before you start searching.
status 5: Husband & Wife R creating a password for their computer. Husband types "mypenis". Wife is ROFL because computer says "Error: Too Short
status 6: The coolest definition of High Heels Footwear.. .. Its the thing invented by short gals...... who were bored of being kissed on forehead....
status 7: If hard work is the secret to success, then donkey would have been the king of jungle.
status 8: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”
status 9: I told you what hurts me the most.. and you did it perfectly ! !
status 10: If you really feel she is your Life, then make her really your life by changing one letter, replace the "L" with a "W".
status 11: i clapped because it finished not because i liked it !!!
status 12: YES, MOM I Understand!!*5 minutes later* What did she want me to do again
status 13: Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
status 14: If the world ends in 2012, i've wasted my whole life in school. . . WTF.
status 15: I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.
status 16: "Yaaaaaaaa! Substitute teacher!" "SHUT AND SIT DOWN I AM TAKING BIO" "oh crap"
status 17: Without Google, I would fail so many homework assignments!!!...
status 18: Everything is so much funnier when you're not allowed to laugh
status 19: Holding back a laugh when everyone else is serious
status 20: Mom you know I love u a lot But sorry i can't accept Ur friend request on FB
status 21: Awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer in the class with confidence
