status 1: Let your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile 

status 2: By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. 

status 3: Dear Facebook, I can`t believe you still haven`t gotten that dislike button. Sincerely, You-tube. 

 status 4: Dear google, please let me finish my sentence before you start searching.

 status 5: Husband & Wife R creating a password for their computer. Husband types "mypenis". Wife is ROFL because computer says "Error: Too Short

 status 6: The coolest definition of High Heels Footwear.. .. Its the thing invented by short gals...... who were bored of being kissed on forehead....

status 7: If hard work is the secret to success, then donkey would have been the king of jungle.

 status 8: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.” 

status 9: I told you what hurts me the most.. and you did it perfectly ! ! 

 status 10: If you really feel she is your Life, then make her really your life by changing one letter, replace the "L" with a "W".

 status 11: i clapped because it finished not because i liked it !!!

 status 12: YES, MOM I Understand!!*5 minutes later* What did she want me to do again

 status 13: Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

 status 14: If the world ends in 2012, i've wasted my whole life in school. . . WTF.

 status 15: I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.

status 16: "Yaaaaaaaa! Substitute teacher!" "SHUT AND SIT DOWN I AM TAKING BIO" "oh crap"

status 17: Without Google, I would fail so many homework assignments!!!...

 status 18: Everything is so much funnier when you're not allowed to laugh

status 19: Holding back a laugh when everyone else is serious

 status 20: Mom you know I love u a lot But sorry i can't accept Ur friend request on FB

 status 21: Awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer in the class with confidence

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